parent: why are you crying
so dennys posted this
but then I did a little research of my own and discovered
nice try dennys
what exactly are you trying to pull here dennys
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
whenever im sad i look at a picture of harry shirtless and giggle because the butterfly antennas and his nipples form a smiley face
my friend was totally unprepared for an upcoming test so she tried to miss it by telling the teacher that she had to have surgery that day, and the teacher wouldn’t let her and told her to reschedule it so yesterday I went in for her and when the teacher asked who i was, I was like “um i had my sex change early”
she just looked at me and responded “it’s about time you grew a pair”